‘What do I write?’ I asked my mom, ‘I have absolutely nothing to write!’
‘Calm down! It will come to you all by its self.’ She said in her matter of fact way. And, you know what? It did come to me. Just look at this blog as a Mother’s Day blog, written a bit too late.
How do mothers know literally everything about their children? When I ask my mom this question, though indirectly all she says is, ‘I gave birth to you, my dear…’ of course I know that, but that does not answer my question by a long shot.
We have the most peculiar arguments on the most peculiar things, and she always wins in the most peculiar way. You know how she wins? She wins by ordering me to stop back answering. Honestly, I still don’t know what back answering is. I have googled it a number of times though, never came up with a proper answer.
My mom is sitting besides me, as I write today’s blog. She says, she has told me what back answering means, but I still don’t know what it means, what a mystery!
When she is scolding me, I just sit back and listen I don’t say anything, guess what she tells me then. She tells me to present her with an argument, to make it a kind of mutual discussion so I answer to what she has asked, ‘stop answering back!’ Is her only reply.
She’s sitting besides me, you know laughing aloud saying sarcastically ‘be truthful to your readers, dear.’ But, this is the absolute truth. Truth hurts, mom. (She is still laughing, by the way.)
After all of our arguments, we always make up. Because, well at present we have nowhere to go. Just kidding, my mom loves me and so do I.